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Revision as of 20:59, 2 June 2020
Tortured-Zzyzx is the twenty-sixth episode of the ninth season.
Plot
A huge tragedy happens in the University of Torture-Zzyzx
Tragiscript
Peppa: Tortured-Zzyzx
Narrator: It is Thursday evening and George is finishing his newest invention.
George: The Pro Seeker
Peppa: Wow that's really interesting, I can stalk easy now.
George: Try looking at Torture-Zzyzx.
Peppa: Near Queenseighth, the University of Torture-Zzyzx and ah ah hey a bomber. Time to go. *goes down the hole to the police station*
Police Officer Panda: Good evening Peppa.
Peppa: There's a bombing in the University of Torture-Zzyzx.
Police Officer Squirrel: Holy, let's go.
15 MINUTES EARLIER
*Spanish flea plays*
Narrator: At Toys Rn't Us, you can buy all sorts of weapons.
Bomber: Hi. *steals a bomb*
BACK IN THE PRESENT
Bomber: I will hide this bomb in the bushes so no one can see it.
Alarm: *starts making sound*
Mrs Clark: AAAAAH!
Bomb: *explodes*
Mr Cupcake: Breaking news: I am Penis Cupcake, I will eat you.
NOTE: Forced Meme
Mr Cupcake: I will do no such thing, I love news reporting. I am Penis Cupcake and today on the very east of Torture-Zzyzx, very close to touching Queenseighth had a brutal bombing (alliteration I say). With a university that has around 1600 students, 200 of them perished. We asked some people about there opinions.
Alex Apple: Hell's got a place for you.
Rachel Walker: My son has autism and experienced the bombing. He was terrified and still crying an hour later. It's not funny, it's cruel.
Chris Sloan: Without parents, they feel vulnerable with only staff helping them.
Abigail Green: Why are people idiots nowadays. My daughter died in the bombing and can now never pursue her dream to be a teacher.
Olga Davina: You are bullies!
Sharika Ahmed: They cannot pursue their own dreams now.
Jack McDonald: *laughs* This is so funny, killing people. Do more of this boomer.
Mr Cupcake: Get right out! No respect!
Jake Pancake: I was working on robotics and I heard a bomb and got traumatised from the bomb, I have PTSD. They bomber should have known the university has students with PTSD. *cries*
Mr Cupcake: And finally, the bomber.
Police Officer Squirrel: What's your name.
Bomber: Adolf Hitler.
Police Officer Squirrel: No you're not. Who are you.
Bomber: Go away. I'm off to McDouglas'. Die you clunts. You didn't get what I was going for.
Police Officer Panda: You were trying to say cunt.
Narrator: The bomber doesn't have a driving licence.
Bomber: *crashes into a car*
Police Officer Panda: Our car is ruined.
Peppa: Why do they bomb places?
George: Because people are stupid.
*credits roll*