Thanatos Arthur Custard , Lord Bakon, Baron Cacopharania, Viscount Desremacus, Emperor of Gihiscolom, and President of Cuquocin and Taniys (formerly Bakon, Lord of the Underword and Thanatos, Emeritus Lord Bakon; sometimes styled Bakon, Lord of Death; born Thanatos Arthur Custard Bacon Pig III) is the great grand uncle of Peppa, George, and the other other pig siblings. He is the great uncle of Daddy Pig, and the uncle of Grandpa Pig. He was born on February 30, 1851, inside of a bacon manufacturing plant. His brother, Great-Grandpa Pig managed to escape, the whereabouts of the rest of his family are unknown to him. For several years he would harass his brother by sending him pork chops every Christmas. After his brother was turned into Bacon by his eldest son, Grandpa Pig. Though many believe Grandpa is Mummy's Dad, since Mummy and Daddy are siblings, he is the father of both. He was the second, sixth and eighth Lord Bakon. He was featured in the TV Show, Thanatos Pig (TV Series).
Thanatos in the Mines of Hell
History[]
Beginnings[]
Born to the great bacon conossieur Prokrindus Pig XVII and his wife the serial killer Ethel Jane Dannimal, Thanatos lived a hard life. He knew nothing of his siblings who he thought were dead. The only living family member he knew was his brother, Edsel George Pig I. Thanatos was just like his father, a blatant cannibal, constantly harassing his brother and forcing him to eat bacon. His sister-in-law Great Mummy Pig, was also known for her cannabalistic and utterly ballistic habits. When Edsel found out about the affair between his wife and brother he executed his wife, and made it seem like a deliberate murder and cannibalism by Elise. After the blatant disregard for pig life shown by Thanatos, Elise proposed to him, saying his "bacon looked delicious". Thanatos turned her down, but she had already turned him into a Sus Scrofa Sapiens. Elise went on to murder anyone at Thanatos's command once Thanatos became Lord Bakon.
Becoming Lord Bakon[]
For many years Thanatos tortured his family by sending them pork products every Christmas. Eventually, though, his power was rewarded by Azazael Scher, the Lord Bakon. In his old age, Scher had grown discontent and wished to pass on his powers to someone new. Scher gave Thanatos ten wished, as he didn't really care. Thanatos first wished for immortality, which was given to him with pleasure. Then he wished for Omnipotence, which Scher gave him. Then he asked for the most horrible secret of his family which was given to him. Scher revealed that Daddy and Mummy Pig were brother and sister. Fourthly, he wished for the undying loyalty of Elise. Fifth, he wished no prison could hold him. Sixth, he would be the most hated yet beloved being to ever walk the Earth. Seventh, God would wash his feet every Sunday. Eighth, Pig World Wars would never end. Ninth, his family would constantly resort to cannibalism, adultery and murder. Tenth, he would be able to play reality like a game of chess. Azazael Scher reluctantly agreed and made Thanatos Lord Bakon.
The All Powerful Lord Bakon[]
He married the Lady Bakon, Elise immediately after his ascension to the position of Lord Bakon. He sent her to do something and nothing at the same time. He could not bare to see her face when the faces of every other being was before him. He was the one who drove Lucina to hate the pigs as of his Ninth Commandment. He oversaw Peppa's numerous demises, but brought her back with memories of each one to slowly drive Peppa insane until she died the way he wanted. Lucina once said, "Though John Cena may be my brother, no one knows. Save the Lord Bakon as he knows all." He was the one who sent the careless Mummy Pig to Hot Topic after he ran the Post-Lucina death diagnostics and found the results unsatisfactory. His wife once said, "Oh My Lord Bakon, what a strange demon." He was quoted in saying, "My wife is the worst creature who has ever walked the Earth." Peppa has hardly ever interacted with Thanatos, due to her family's hatred for his bacon presents.
Creator of All Things Demonic[]
Early in his reign, Thanatos tired of Lucina and Elise, and thus created everything bad in the universe, including but not limited to Adolf Hitler, Evil Peppa Pig, Evil George Pig and many more. He was responsible for Peppa Pig lore becoming impossible to decipher, thus ruining the lives of those watching. He also made Peppa seven feet in one iteration of reality to confuse those who want things to make sense. He created Japan, and used the characters of the Japanese to destroy the very fabric of reality itself. He has seen every possible outcome, yet none at the same time. He is all powerful and is the reason the realities tore apart in the first place, When he realized the power of Azazael Scher, he turned back time, and destroyed Scher before he became Lord Bakon, which still led to Thanatos becoming Lord Bakon, but marrying Thanos instead. Reversing time once more, Thanatos realized that every iteration of reality brought him a new spouse, so turning time back again he had married Lucina before she had hated the pigs, a staunch vegan, who would never eat bacon. In the next timeline, he was wed to Eva Braun, Hitler's wife, who had escaped her apparent WWII suicide and married him. In another timeline Thanatos had destroyed love entirely, but the My Little Pony Protagonists brought it back, resulting in him marrying all of them. After this timeline hopping, Thanatos realized he could take the most powerful beings, the AllStars, and put them into a battle Royal to see who would be his next wife.
Clash of Champions[]
Once his idea had taken on a new form, Thanatos found his contestants for his battle royale. First, his wife, Elise, who in her given devotion to her husband had destroyed 10,000 realities to make her entrance. Second, Lucina, Peppa's greatest enemy. Third, Adolf Hitler, Nazi Dictator. Four, Evil Peppa, Peppa but evil. Five, Evil George, George but evil. Six, Samara Pig, the older sister of Peppa in some realities. Seven, the rest of them, to describe every single being that was brought into this battle would take centuries, so just think, anybody in any reality is here. But they were there very long as the powerful Hitler declared them to be Jews, and with his fellow Nazis rounded most up and killed them. Obviously not everyone, as Samara put Hitler to sleep so to say. Daddy Pig, who in his reality had eaten Earth was involved, but grew so fat he died, his pork was used as sustenance for Elise to kill Samara and Evil George with. Elise tried to duel Technoblade, but since he never dies he one, and Thanatos arched in awe as Elise fell into the core of the Earth. Apparently, Lucina didn't get the memo though and stabbed Techno through the heart. Dream made some snarky comment before his murder by his own husband in this reality, GeorgeNotFound, the George who wasn't married to Dream then killed the married Dream, and married the dying Dream before Dream died, when an unmarried Dream stabbed George and married him as he died. Cedric Diggory, killed Edward from Twilight, as Peppa was eaten by the Queen. Evil Peppa went out in search of Elise and found her before she was killed and used as a meat shield in Elise's battle with Our Lord and Savior Waluigi, married to RNGesus. Elise defeated the devious duo in devotion to her demon, and killed the remains of Peppa's nuclear family with nuclear power. The remaining contenders list had grown small as Santa Claus and Mr Pot-Atota Head fell off the map, leaving Budai to fortnite dance on his corpse for a fortnight until his finding and murder at the hands of a drunk Lucina, who had lost her arm whilst killing Ultimate Evil Peppa. Mario, Elise, Lucina, Abrahm Link-On, The Invisible Man, John Cena, and Arthur Ritis remained. Link-On and Cena were killed by Mario. Who was in turn killed by Ritis, who was then killed by Elise. Elise had built up all this power in devotion to her husband, and easily killed the weak Lucina.
Second Deal with Azazael Scher[]
During the Battle Royale, Thanatos was watching from the sidelines, betting against Elise. Realizing this, Azazael Scher escaped the Battle Royale and appeared at Thanatos' side. Scher understood the power of Elise in a way Thanatos didn't as he was the one to give Thanatos his powers. This version of Scher had seen every possible ending to the Battle Royale and bet that Elise would win. Thanatos neutralized him, removing his own powers and those of the previous Lord Bakon. Neutralized the two watched and Thanatos bet that once Elise had been killed, Scher would be destroyed in every reality, and the utterance of his name would cause reality itself to collapse. Thanatos tried to return his powers, but his and Scher's own neutralization kept that from happening. Happily watching as the contender pool thinned, Thanatos knew there was no chance Elise would win. As Cena and Link-On died Thanatos began to get suspicious accusing Azazael of rigging the game. Upon Mario's death, Thanatos hands wrapped around Scher's throat. When Elise killed Arthur Ritis, Thanatos really began to choke the former Lord Bakon. As Lucina died, Scher died with her leaving Thanatos with powers he could only use if he punished himself for losing the bet. Powerless, billions of Schers escaped their realities and sent Thanatos into exile.
Exile[]
His powers had returned, but Thanatos feared to show his face anywhere where Scher could find his hairs at a Claire's or even in his own lair, so he hid where no one dared explore, the underworld. Though Scher's realm rested in the Underworld, Thanatos believed that if he hid as a lost soul, there was no way he would be found. So he wasn't. Elise would never find him, nor would Scher, as Thanatos toiled for years in his exile. Thanatos began to grow weary though, and approached the Lord of the Underworld, and Lord Bakon, Azazael Scher, revealing himself to his opponent. Scher explained that he had known everything, and was ready to make another deal. Thanatos did not agree. Scher explained that everything that had happened was so Thanatos Pig would feel the pain he had inflicted on his own family. Scher said he had one more deal for Thanatos. Take his spot as Lord of the Underworld, and never meddle in matters above the surface, or be completely and utterly destroyed. Azazael Scher though he understood everything as the almighty Lord Bakon, but there was one being he did not understand, the former Lady Bakon, Elise. Thanatos knew he had one way out, to call upon the power that Azazael Scher did not have, power over Elise. In her devotion to Thanatos, Elise used every version of her from every reality and killed Azazael Scher and herself in self-sacrifice.
Lord of the Underworld[]
Thanatos Pig took the throne of the Underworld with no opposition. He was tired of the complete and utter power given as the Lord Bakon, but chose to remember those days by rechristening himself Bakon, Lord of the Underworld. He appointed a puppet, and distant cousin, Alain Shlabeck to take Azazael Scher's place as Lord Bakon. Shlabeck would be removed soon after, and was replaced by Freddy Fazbear. Tired, Bakon retired to the Mines of Hell, and was not seen for several years.
Second and Third Tenures as Lord Bakon
For a brief appearance, Thanatos could be seen at the coronation of Freddy Fazbear as the 5th Lord Bakon, then for years he was not seen again. Fazbear issued a proclamation granting Thanatos the titles of Emeritus Lord Bakon, Baron Cacopharania, Viscount Desremacus, Emperor of Gihiscolom, and President of Cuquocin and Taniys. Thanatos made no statement regarding this. Fazbear eventually exploded during a fight with Bill Wurtz and was forced to relinquish all titles to his successor, who was Thanatos Arthur Custard, Lord of the Underworld, Emeritus Lord Bakon, Baron Cacopharania, Viscount Desremacus, Emperor of Gihiscolom, and President of Cuquocin and Taniys. Thanatos was never coronated and refused to be seen after his second ascension. The Underworld was later destroyed by Thanos and still Thanatos was not seen. When the God Apollo was slaughtered by Dream Stans in 2032, Thanatos tried to help but failed after disappearing. Jesus Christ tried reaching out, by upon not supporting the current thing, he died (again). Chris-Chan’s prison escape that year would give Thanatos the reason to emerge, gifting all his titles to Chandler, Thanatos disappeared into the Arctic Ocean and was not seen for decades. Chandler was sent to prison and all titles transferred back to Thanatos.
Relationships[]
Edsel George Pig I[]
Edsel is the brother of Thanatos. The two of them would often be seen joking together. They were known to have a great relationship until Thanatos's affair with Edsel's wife, Marie. Edsel though, blamed Marie more then Thanatos, and orchestrated Marie's murder. Though Thanatos would continue to send bacon to Edsel, Edsel kept his children away from Thanatos.
Marie Pig[]
Marie Pig was the wife of Edsel, who Thanatos pretending to like to annoy his brother and get Marie killed. Thanatos truly hated Marie and wanted her to die, so he created a fake affair that lead to her death, and him being removed from his brother's will, which he wanted as his brother had a lot of debt.
Grandpa Pig[]
Grandpa Pig was despised by his uncle. He saw only his mother, Marie in him, so thus wanted him to inherit the debt of his father, creating an elaborate plan to take him away from his family, and force Grandpa to turn Edsel into bacon, which succeeded. Thanatos barely involved himself in family matters after this.
Mummy Pig[]
Thanatos Pig had very few interactions with Mummy Pig, except his realization that she was Daddy Pig's brother, which hardly shocked him as he had suspected it, seeing too much of Marie Pig in Daddy, which wouldn't be possible unless they were related.
Daddy Pig[]
Thanatis hated Daddy Pig, due to him being too much like Marie. He found Daddy unbearable fat, ugly and annoying, and wanted him turned to bacon, but couldn't as he really didn't care enough to involve himself in family matters again.
Elise[]
The serial killer Elise was the wife and Lady Bakon to Thanatos. She was highly devoted to him which Thanatos tired of quickly, and wanted to replace her in his Battle Royale. She won though, which ended Thanatos's time as Lord Bakon, sending him into exile. He became forever grateful for her after she sacrificed her life to save him and kill Azazael Scher.
Lucina[]
Thanatos trusted in Lucina a lot, and wanted to marry her, so he created the Battle Royale, in which she was killed by Elise. Before this though, he had already tired of her, and wanted her dead as well, once marrying her as a vegan in one reality.
Anti-Pig[]
Anti-Pig was one of Thanatos's favorite creations, the all powerful pig, he soon tired of (as he did with most things) and established the Illuminati to created Antiantipig to kill Anti-Pig.
Peppa Pig[]
Everything Thanatos did centered around Peppa. He hated her more than any other being, he relished in watching her die, and brought her back to life just to kill her again. He created so many demons for her to face, and soon fell in love with her resiliency. He couldn't bare to kill her for good, so just kept bringing her back, killing her with each new demon, each new villain, until someone usurped her in his heart.
Quotes[]
"You can't vandalize the fanon wiki, you fool! Nothing is real here!"- Thanatos to Peppa, c. 2019
"Humans, Pigs, they're all the same."- Thanatos to Elise c. 2016
"Why does uncooked pig still taste like bacon?"- Thanatos to George, c. 2021
"Here's a secret, the Pig family tree is more like a wreath."- Thanatos to Peppa. c. 2020
"The pigs are more inbred that Carlos II, that is why the bacon of Peppa tastes sour, Mummy!"- Thanatos to Mummy Pig, c. 2017
"Thanks for coming to my TedTalk."- Thanatos to Daddy Pig, c. 2013
"Why is 'meow' considered a cat sound. That's really offensive. I can meow! Cancelled! You're cancelled on Twitter!"- Thanatos to Candy Cat, c. 2018
"No U"- Thanatos to Azazael Scher, c. 2022
"I know it's you, Azazael!"- Thanatos to That Vegan Teacher, c. 2020
"Anti-Vaxxers are a hoax."- Thanatos to a mob of Anti-Vax Karens, c. 2018
"You look like a pig. You snort like a pig. You smell like a pig. You are a pig."- Thanatos to Alain Shlabeck, c. 2021