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Hypnothermia is an episode of Peppa Pig. The title is a portmanteau of 'hypnotise' and 'hypothermia'.
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Peppa: *wakes up* Morning, George!
George: *wakes up* *snorts*
Mummy Pig and Daddy Pig (running around): IT'S COLD! IT'S COLD! IT'S COLD!
Peppa: Good morning Mummy Pig, good morning Daddy Pig.
Mummy Pig and Daddy Pig (running around): IT'S COLD! IT'S COLD! IT'S COLD!
Peppa: Um... hello?
Mummy Pig and Daddy Pig (running around): IT'S COLD! IT'S COLD! IT'S COLD!
Peppa: *gets out of bed* *waves her hand in Mummy Pig's face*
Mummy Pig (running around): IT'S COLD! IT'S COLD! IT'S COLD!
In the kitchen...
Peppa: Great. Mummy Pig and Daddy Pig are just running around screaming 'it's cold' and not noticing the things around them! Who's gonna make breakfast now?
Tobias: I will!
Peppa: What?
Tobias: Well, since our parents are stuck running and screaming about the temperature, that means I get to miss out on school. I always hoped we'd get snow days in Peppaland.
Peppa: So?
Tobias: So I'm, in a really good mood! *gives Peppa some Corn Flakes* Here you go!
Peppa: Mmm! Yummy! *dips in her spoon and pulls out a sock* Ewww! Yucky!
Tobias: *falls over laughing*
Peppa: Grrrrrrrrr! Anyway, it's time for playgroup. Come on, George. We'll walk.
[They put their coats on and walk outside]
[All the adults in Peppatown are shown running around and screaming about the cold]
Peppa: Looks like it's all the adults in town! Let's party! Woohoo!
[Suzy, Danny and Pedro come]
Peppa: Let's go skiing!
Pedro: But how do we get to the mountains?
Peppa: We drive, DUH!
[They get into the car and drive up Snowy Mountain]
Peppa: That drive was a whole lot better than my dream that time.
Danny: Now let's get on that ski lift!
[They get on the ski lift]
Pedro: Ah, yes. The ski lift. So relaxing.
[The ski lift makes it to the top and Peppa, Suzy and Danny get off]
Peppa: Come on, Pedro!
Pedro: I'll stay on the ski lift, thanks.
Peppa: Let's raid the ski stand!
[They raid the ski stand]
Danny: Should we take the baby slope or the mountain?
Peppa: Well, what do you think?
[They ski down the mountain]
Peppa, Suzy and Danny: Wooohooo!
Pedro: You know, this ski lift is getting kind of boring. Maybe I'll join the gang on the baby slope.
Peppa, Suzy and Danny: YEEEEEEHAAAAWWW!
Pedro: On second thought, I'm good.
[Peppa, Suzy and Danny reach the bottom]
Peppa: That was fun!
Suzy: It's time for lunch!
In Peppatown...
[Peppa and her gang drive past]
Emily: Alright, girls, we need to get the grown ups out of this crazy phase before it's too late, starting with Miss Rabbit.
Miss Rabbit (running around): IT'S COLD! IT'S COLD! IT'S COLD!
[Lisa and Brianna tie her to a tree]
Emily: Oh, Miss Rabbit! You seem so cold! I'll give you a heat zap from my trunk! *blows through her trunk on Miss Rabbit's face*
At the manor....
[The gas and fire are on and Miss Rabbit is tied to the couch with a blanket on her, bouncing around shouting 'IT'S COLD' over and over]
Emily: Right, girls! To the artificial jungle!
In the fake jungle...
Emily: Alright, Miss Rabbit. It may be outdoors, but my artificial jungle is as warm as a real one!
Miss Rabbit (running around): IT'S COLD! IT'S COLD! IT'S COLD!
Emily: Looks like we're gonna have to bring out the big guns.
At Peppa's house...
[Peppa and her gang are shocked to find Tobias and hundreds of his friends partying like mad]
Peppa: What in the world?
Tobias (lying): Ah, Peppa. I need you and your gang to clean my room. I'm taking my friends down there to show them where the master of the party sleeps.
Peppa: Come to mention it, I miss being bossed around so much by grown ups.
Danny and Suzy: Yeah.
Pedro: You could ask me any day.
Tobias: Very good.
[Peppa and her gang go to the basement and into Tobias' room]
Tobias: *locks the basement door*
Suzy: I think he tricked us.
Peppa: We'll have to take the vent. *goes and comes back with a ladder*
[They climb into the vent and start crawling]
Peppa: That slope looks a bit tall.
Suzy: And steep.
Peppa: Everybody out!
[They get out]
Peppa: Alright, guys. We're going to have to dig out. *gets a spade* You know, it's good that the basement's where we keep all our stuff. *starts digging* GRRRR! Not working!
In Edmond's lab...
Miss Rabbit (running around): IT'S COLD! IT'S COLD! IT'S COLD!
Emily: Edmond, I'd like you to heat Miss Rabbit at the hottest temperature that a person can tolerate!
Edmond: Sure. *grabs Miss Rabbit's hand and drags her to the Heatonator 5000* *puts it on 45 Ā°C*
Miss Rabbit: *comes out* Phew! I was freezing to death there! Thank you! And now, after so much heat, I feel I need to go out in the snow! *goes outside* Oh my goodness, it's chaos!
Back at the Pig house...
[Tobias and his friends are partying like mad]
Miss Rabbit: *comes in* Back home, all of you.
Party guests: Awwwww!
Miss Rabbit: That's right, everybody out.
[Everyone sadly leaves]
Miss Rabbit: Wait. Where's Peppa?
Peppa (offscreen): IN THE BASEMENT!
Miss Rabbit: Coming! *unlocks the basement door* *goes down*
Peppa: Miss Rabbit! Thank goodness!
Suzy: We were trying everything to get out!
Miss Rabbit: Well, you can get out now. Follow me!
Peppa: Um, we know how to get to the stairs.
Miss Rabbit: I need you to come with me anyway.
At the bus depot....
[They get into Miss Rabbit's bus]
Peppa: Why are we doing this?
Miss Rabbit: We're collecting all the adults in town load by load to take to Emily's manor. *starts the bus*
Peppa: Why Emily Smellyphant's manor?
Miss Rabbit: That's where Edmond warmed me. *stops the bus at the bus stop*
[They get out and collect all the adults they can]
Miss Rabbit: Woah. The bus is full! To Emily's Manor! *drives to Emily's manor*
Peppa: *gets out* *knocks*
Emily: What do you want, Peppa?
Peppa: Got your adults! Cold and ready-to-warm!
Emily: But Peppa! Without adults, you're entirely free to do whatever you want!
Peppa: That may be so, but adults are more than just bossy bootses. They keep us safe and look after us.
Suzy, Danny, Pedro and Miss Rabbit: Awww.
Emily: Come on, Peppa!
Edmond: *comes out* Sure I'll do it! Come with me, adults!
Later...
Edmond: Alright, Peppa. I unhypnotised the adults, but that comes with a price.
Peppa: How much?
Edmond: Not money! The price is - the next time George says 'dine-saw', force feed a saw down his throat, and when your parents ask you what you're doing, say he told you he wanted to dine on a saw.
Peppa: *gives Edmond an angry look* Nope, because he's my brother!
Edmond: *sighs* Just joking.
Mr. Cat: Now, I've got some groceries to get.
Mrs. Zebra: And I've got a train to catch.
Miss Rabbit: *gulps* Well, you see, there are loads more adults to unhypnotize.