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Why suzy, why

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Peppa: SSSSSSUZY!

Suzy: yes peppa?

Peppa: i'm hungry. make me some food!

Suzy: okay. what would you like?

Peppa: MAKE ME A CAKE.

Suzy: i will straight away, ma'am.

3 hours later

Suzy: Peppa!

Peppa: oh good. the cake.

Suzy: ~walking~ here it comes! ^.^

Peppa: woohoooo :D

Suzy: woawoaWOAH! ~trips and drops the cake~ OMG D:

Peppa: ...........

Suzy: omg i'm so sorry! i'll go make another one!

Peppa:...........~eye twitches~

Suzy: are you okay?

Peppa:..........~eye twitches~

Suzy: oh no

Peppa:.....you......dropped.....the................CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suzy: ~gasps~

Peppa: YOU DROPPED THE CAKE! YOU DROPPED IT! I HATE YOU FOREVER!

Suzy: I'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRY!

Peppa: SORRY? SORRY!? IT'S TOO LATE FOR SORRY! TOO LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suzy: ~covers eyes and starts crying~

Peppa: ~literally shaking~ JFUIJ9FHRJONEFWMIFHJFDKJOFHIWPF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suzy: ~cries louder~

Peppa: YOUBROUGHTYOURSELFINTOTHIS

Suzy: what are you going to do to me!?

Peppa: ~picks up suzy~ I'M GONNA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Suzy: ~looks down~ NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!1

Peppa.exe: IT'S TOO LATE! YOU DROPPED MY PRECIOUS CAKE, NOW I KILL YOU!

Suzy: ~cries louder than every toddler in the show~

Peppa: YOU. ~breath~ DID THIS. ~breath~ TOOOOO. ~breath~ YOOOOOUR ~throws suzy~ SEEEEEEEEEEELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suzy: ~spazzing in the air~ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ~breaks like a glass when she hits the ground~

(peppa dies)

trivia

i'm so sorry you guys had to see that..

  • me + extreme boredom = this story
  • The episode takes place in peppa's house
  • Peppa.exe makes her 1st appearance.
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