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Episode 2: The Return Of Old Friends 

Ricky: Hey George... Whatever Happend To Alex?

George: [Spazzing]

Ricky: George?

George: [Spazzing]

Ricky: Uhhhhhh Otis?

Otis: [Spazzing]

Ricky: Po?

Po: [Dancing Like A Nerd]

Ricky: Ughh.. Peppa? ~.~

Peppa: GET DAH F*CK OUT MAH FACEEEEEEEEEE [Slaps Ricky And Backflips Out The Window]

Ricky: ... Uhhhh Everyo-

George & Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!H!!!!!!!

Ricky: .... 

[Door Slams And Ricky's Gone]

George & The World: WOOOOOOOOOOO [Spaz Dancing]

Ricky: Hmm If I'm Gonna Find Alex I Need The Map!

Map: ♪I'M THE MAP♪

Ricky: Phew.. At Least It Was Short...

Map: [Starts Singing The Full Version]

Ricky: [Loud And Demonic Scream]

Map: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! [Goes Flying Away]

Ricky: NOOO!!

Map: F*CK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I'M CALLING THE COPS!!!!!!!!

Ricky: F*CK YOU TOO B*TCH! YOU CAN'T DIAL WITHOUT HANDS!!!

Map: OH RIGHT!!! I DON'T HAVE HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!! *Disappears* 

Ricky: PFFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!! OH DAMN!

[Ricky Checks Map] 

Map: If You Want To Get To Alex! You Have To Go To Pizza Hut! :D

Ricky: Oooooh WAIT! HOL' UP! [Uppercuts Map]

Map: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Ricky: Alright Which Pizza Hut And Where...?

Map: [Lands In Ocean]..... X~X

[Ricky Checks Other Map]

Other Talking Map: It's In Florida...

Ricky: Oooh.. Thanks! [Throws Other Map]

Other Map: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! [Lands On Ground And Explodes]

Ricky: Oh My.. :3

[Meanwhile Back At Peppa's Piece Of Sh*t House]

George &The World: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [Spaz Dancing]

Random Genderless Couple: *Kissing*

George: [Dancing] WOOOOOOO! [Break Dancing]

The World: [Chanting "GEORGE!"]

[Back With Ricky]

Ricky: [Gets To Pizza Hut] Ughhhhh *Falls Over*

Alex: [Eating Pizza]

Ricky: [Throws Alex All The Way To Peppa's House]

Alex: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Ricky: [Teleports To Peppa's House]

George & The World: RICKY!!!! AAAH! WHO'S THAT!

Alex: F*CK YOU ALL!

The ENTIRE World: [Spaz Dancing] 

THA END B**CH

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