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Summary[]
Peppa Pig gets three friends together to rob a bank, but it goes south quickly once they try to leave.
Script[]
Peppa: *hums a Juice WRLD song*
George: *hucks wine bottle at Peppa*
Peppa: Ouch! *pulls glass out of skin* What is wrong with you, George?!
George: HAHAH!
Mummy Pig: *walks out of bathroom* What's going on?
Peppa: Your mentally unstable son threw a goddamn glass bottle at me!
Mummy Pig: George, what did I tell you?
George: TO SUCK MY-
Mummy Pig: ENOUGH!! George get the hell out of my sight and Peppa *turns to her* You good?
Peppa: Yeah.
Mummy Pig: Alright. *walks away*
Peppa *pull out phone and calls Suzy*
[scene switches to Suzy's living room] Suzy: *hears phone ringing* Mummy! Can I answer the telephone?
Suzy's mom: SURE!!
Suzy: *answers phone* Hello?
Peppa: Hello.
Suzy: Peppa! I haven't heard from you in a fortnight.
Peppa: Because I got locked up in the county jail for apparently carjacking and robbery, but me dad bailed me out and now I'm waiting on the trial.
Suzy: When is-
Peppa: Forget that! But anyway, I need your help robbing the Peppatown bank.
Suzy: Peppa, your on bail-
Peppa: I don't care. I need money to flee this place.
Suzy: Ok... who else are you bringing?
Peppa: Pedro and Danny.
Suzy: Got it.
Peppa: Get your mask and outfit and meet me at the playgroup place tonight.
Suzy: K. Bye! *hangs up phone*
[scene switches to Peppa and the bank crew hidden in the dark, talking next to a playgroup building]
Danny: So, me and Pedro are supposed to keep watching for police and air units while you two run in the bank and grab the money?
Peppa: Yes, now let's go.
[The 4 sprint down the hill and take two lefts and approach a building with a golden $ on the front]
Suzy: Get in your positions, boys.
Danny: Got it. *jumps in a nearby bush and whips out a Barrett M82 (sniper rifle)*
Pedro: *jumps in another bush*
Peppa: It's go time, pussycat.
Suzy: Yeah...
[scenes cut to the two kicking the big wooden doors open and aiming AK-47's at everyone]
Peppa: DOWN DOWN!!! THIS IS A ROBBERY!!! DO NOT MOVE OR NOTIFY ANYONE YOU KNOW, OR ALL OF YOU WILL DIE!!! *shoots at a glass window* SEE?! SUZY GO GET THE MONEY!!
Suzy: *runs off somewhere*
Peppa: Now, I'm going to search you all and I better get at least one thousand dollars or I'm taking ALL of your possessions!! *starts walking around searching people*
[scene cuts to Suzy opening the vault door)
Suzy: Money money!! *starts grabbing stacks of money* Yeah! *zips open duffle bag to stuff in $100,000* *zips duffle bag close*
[ALARM BLARING]
Suzy: Shit!
[scene cuts to a worried Pedro and a satisfied Danny]
Danny: What is it?
Pedro: The alarm is going off in there. AND I HEAR SIRENS!!
Danny: Quiet down, retard! What the hell? *looks into sniper scope* Not seeing anything yet, although there's a planes flying super abnormally down.
Pedro: Nice. Must be 9/11 again.
Danny: Dude, that's not something you joke about. You're messed up in the head, aren't you?
Pedro: No!
Danny: Ok, stupid.
Pedro: What you say to me?
Danny: You heard me, you big ah- *hears loud blaring sirens* Pedro, throw a rock at the bank to tell Suzy and Pip that the police are close!
Pedro: NO, FU-
Peppa and Suzy: *runs out of bank* Come on! GO GO!!
Danny: *runs into patch of trees*
Peppa, Suzy and Pedro: *run down street*
Police Man #1 (over big speaker): STOP RIGHT THERE WITH YOUR HANDS UP!!!
Peppa: Keep going, I'll handle them.
Suzy and Pedro: *run off*
[Two police cars arrive and three policemen step out, pistols in hand and loaded, aiming at Peppa]
Peppa: *pulls out Uzi and aims at at them*
Police Man #3: DROP THE WEAPON, PIG!!
Peppa: *sprays bullets at police cars*
[Two bullets hit a police man, resulting in him collapsing]
Police Man #1: *shoots at Peppa, but misses*
Peppa: *throws Uzi and sprints*
[scene cuts to later in the night, where Danny is arriving home]
Granddad Dog: Danny! Where have you been?
Danny: Sorry, I fell asleep at Jack's.
Granddad Dog: Jack's?
Danny: Yeah.
Granddad Dog: Get in.
Danny *walks in house*
Granddad Dog: Get up to bed. We have a meeting with our lawyer in the morning about the rabbit situation.
Danny: Got it!
[scene switches to 3 days later, where Peppa is hiding from the police, FBI, and DOA in the basement while they search for her}
FBI: Come out now, Pip Pig!!
DOA Agent: You're making it worse!
Police Man #5:
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