Peppa: I am going to sleep on the stove. [goes into the kitchenette] I just need to get on top of the stove. [climbs up to the top of the stove] I need milkshake [takes milkshake out of the cupboard and drinks it] I smell fish. [pours Coca Cola all over her dress] I really, really, really, really need to poop! Poopy poopy everywhere, poopy poopy in my underwear, poopy poopy, here it comes! [tries to poop but farts instead] OW!!!! MUMMY! MY TUSHIE HURTS! MY TUSHIE IS ON FIRE! [eats the door]
Mummy Pig: Nooooooooooo! Why did you eat the door? Our holiday house is on fire!
Peppa: [shoots a rainbow at Mummy Pig, knocking her out] I need to take a p*ss.
[Peppa explodes the house by pooping]
To be continued in Peppa and the boarding school