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Narrator: The children are playing a football game.
(Team Scarlet Pumpernickel Peppa, Zoë, Rebecca, and Emily VS Team P-Sauce Danny, Suzy, Candy, and Delphine)
Peppa: Go long ZOË!
Narrator(SPECTATOR MODE): Peppa struggles to pass! As Danny Dog blocks her.
Peppa: MOVE DANNY!!!!!
Danny: Pshhh, You're stupid Peppa. This is a REAL game, and I'm not going to move cause you are a pussy at offense.
Peppa:(face flushes red)I have had enough of your meddling Danny 
Dog!!!
(Peppa pulls out a combat knife from under her dress, grabs Danny by the ears and puts him in a choke-hold about to slit his neck)
Suzy Sheep: (GOAT SCREAM)
Zoë: (sarcastic sigh) I forgot to bring monkey...if he were here he'd stop this.....he's an officer now.
Delphine: Bonjour! P-Sauce! Delphine Âne ici!
Peppa: Ok then Danny! How many MUDDY PUDDLES have you jumped in!?
Danny:.......Hundred and twenty one?
Peppa:Now then......H o W M a N Y O F MY P u D d L E S H A v E Y o U J U m P E D I n!?!?!!
Danny:Now.....A million might not sound...like a lot.
Peppa: P r e p a r e t o d i e.
Danny: You underestimate me you stupid Pig. What you fail to realize is............................................................................................................(Screams very loud so that everyone in the current area can hear him)MYNECK,ISLIKE,PUREMUSCLE,STEELALMOST.THIS HEADAIN'TEVERCOMIN'OFFI-
Peppa: (Slices his throat)
Candy: HOLYSNAPDRAGONTWINKEYWINNIETHEPOOHMOTHERTERESAONAMARSADEEZBENZSH-(explodes)
Pedro: Oh I can't believe you've done this.
Suzy:(GOAT SCREAM @ 40,000 decibels then explodes)
Emily: Does anyone have any peanuts?
Peppa: I have peanut butter want some? (Throws jar of peanut butter)
Emily: pEaNuT bUtTeR!??!!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!!?!?!?!!!?!!!!!:D 8D HAHAHAHAWHAWHAWXDXDLOLOLOYOLOL(She runs after the peanut butter jar but falls into the crater that Candy Cat made, falls and dies)
Danny(severed head): (blows raspberry)
Pedro: BROOOOOOOOooOOOoo000000(explodes)
Peppa: O_O You're still alive!?
Danny: surprised?
Peppa:(looks at Danny's severed head and regrets everything she's done today, as well as all the events that happen today)
Danny: Probably not.
Narrator: Ermmm, KIDS!, PARENTS, WHOEVER IS STILL WATCHING, WE ARE HAVING MENTAL DIFFICULTY ON SET. SO.........FORGET THIS ENTIRE EPISODE!!! FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
(This episode was banned in all countries and wiped from the memories of all who hath gazed upon it.)