Keep this comic from getting cringe-worthy. (We're looking at you, bruhthers!)
No plot holes, please.
Do not randomly add characters inappropriately and/or change the plot completely (ex. Peppa's Gang is fighting The League of Rated-R when Barney comes in and changes the plot to explaining a party)
Remember that the plot may change at any time. Back to whatever I was doing... hang on, what was I supposed to do again?
Fighting me? That's what this comic is about.
Uhhh...
I'm back now.
*ahem* Emesis, I'll show you who's really "low-class".
WHO ARE YOU CALLING "EMESIS"- *fucking dies*
Listen, it's simple: you do NOT mess with Omega. I am a godly entity who has destroyed many universes; killing you is like stepping on an ant.
Omega, this is the end!
ā¦and who are you?
Wait a secā¦
*transforms* Iām Walter White.
*transforms* hereās my true form, butā¦
*transforms* this is my favourite. Anywaysā¦
*transforms* Iām Alexander now. And Iāve still got Richardsās foot. But weāre still friends. Omegaā¦prepare to die!
*Literally steps on it and kills it* I can't believe that stupid child thinks he or she can get me-
*Sans appears behind you* I can also morph into this form. It's called " Sans ". And you're gonna have a bad time.
How did you escape-
Rabbit foot, remember?
Oh, almost forgot. Anyways.....
Now it's time for the ACTUAL war!
Stop right there!
Why are you here?
These free-add comics have been bothering me for a long time. And you know how the expression "too many cooks spoil the broth"? Well, this has too many crooks. Too many crooks! TOO MANY CROOKS! And this free-add comic is one of those crooks! Every character, every image on this comic is a crook.
But-
NO BUTS! I am going to RESET this whole universe and this will hopefully make y'all stop being crooks!
*The universe gets reset*
*Appears* Wait, hold on for a minute? You see, *Preceeds to explain Free-add Comic Lore*... And that's why it would break rule 2!
But- Uh-
"NO BUTS!" I have complete control.
Good.
That was close.
Anyways... get the battle going already!
I present to y'all... THE UNIVERSE DESTROYER!- Wait, where is it?
Iāve stolen it.
Wait, letme do something...
And... DONE!
Amā¦am..AM I ALIVE AGAIN? You must be one of my students. And youāre in battle! Let me give you so-*mouth taped by Omega*
In mind: KUSO! *Japanese for d word*
*Kicks* Fuck you.
*pulls out ninja stars*
*blasts Nobel Nut*
What has this comic become?
I am going to ruin as many comics as I can. You can never escape the funny skeleton man.
Since when were you ever "funny"?
Iām so glad that I can leave, you spoiled the plot. You changed it completey.
*ahem* BACK TO THE WAR! OH MY GOD, THIS COMIC HAS BEEN GOING SO FAR OFF-TRACK!
Iām not gonna question how many explosions there has been already.
GET OUT! GET OUT OF HERE!
*Sans finally disappears from sight*
Anyways... time to laser y'all with my laser eyes! HA! HAHA! BWOO HARR HARR!
*bird noises* WE ARE THE MINIONS OF OMEGA! WE WILL GOBBLE Y'ALL UP!
Okay, update: I have somehow recreated the shut birds but they cannot shut.
Everyone, clap.
You thought I was dead? I just teleported.
I never tried to kill you, idiot. NOW, STOP BEING SANS AND BE SOMETHING ELSE!
*sigh* Fine.
Here, now I'm Baby Alexander. Peppa, did I ever tell you that that Alexander you fought earlier was actually me, Wiki Berry?
Uhh-
HA! You fool! The real Alexander never acted like that! You should know your family better, you gullible little piggy! Bwoo Harr Harr! Anyway, I'm gonna set this place on fire RIGHT NOW! BWOO HARR HARR HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA HARR HARR HEE HEE HO HO HO *cough* *cough* *wheeze* HAA HAA HEE HEE HUH HUH HUH HOO HOO HEE-
Shut the fuck up, you maniac.
Can't you just die, little rat?
*attempts to throw spear at Omega, but it hits Kenny*
FUCK!!! *dies*
Oh my god! You killed Kenny!
You bastard!
You're gonna wish you never did that...
..?
You heard me.
ā¦Ha ha! While you were distracted, I got the infinity stones!
OH MY GOD HOLY SHI-
*Gets crushed into a small atom cube ig*
Bwoo HARR HARRR! NOTHING CAN STOP ME WITH THE INFINITY STONES BUILT INTO MY BODY!
...Game Center? Why are you here?
*sigh* I LITERALLY EXPLAINED A FEW MINUTES AGO. I AM WIKI BERRY, OKAY?
See?
Now, BWOOO HARRR HARRR!
.....
...OH NO! We have to stop Ga- WIKI BERRY.
Thank you for remebering my name... now, I'm going to set y'all on fire. Bwoo Harr Harr!
*Pac-Bruh Omega gets a bowl of Popcorn*
Mmmm... Yummy. Gotta watch this war play out.
*gets out gun, preparing to shoot anyone she decides is a threat the same way she shot Brianna*
*destroys Molly Mole* Stay out of this... ...anyways, time to kill Wiki Berry. Ha!
*wiki berry morphs into fucking god*
(Suddenly, the "Big Censor Bar" breaks in and tactically reloads their SOPMOD-style M4A1) I said... until its "AAAAAAAAAA-"!
What the fuck-
(realizes that the magazine he loaded into his rifle is empty) NOOOO!
Uh, yeeeeeah?? I don't fucking know anymore. LET THIS COMIC END QUICKLY AND PAINLESSLY FOR GOD'S SAKE!
NO! *proceeds screaming*
Sorry I came in late, what's wrong?
Who are you? Why are you here? How did you get here?
Iām Alien Peppa!
ALIEN PEPPA, GET OUT! *turns towards the other person* ANSWER ME! WHO ARE YOU?
(magically appears) I am one of the Allwinner Q88 soldiers, and THESE SITUATIONS SUCK!
Apologies if I sound rude, but this whole comic is getting out of hand.
I... actually agree. This comic must end!
By the way, I need to get a lawyer to make sure you don't appear in the next comic.
I'm a lawyer. And I am here to state that the Bruhthers will not appear in the next free-add comic.
Well, I AM technically a Bruhther. (I'm actually more of a being composed of multiple other beings, some are different Bruhthers, but, whatever)
So you're a Bruhther, eh? Time to send you off to nowhere!
*chuckles* Are you saying a pathetic creature like you can send me off to "nowhere"? Lemme tell ya, I'm a god who has destroyed multiple multiverses. I am NOT afraid to destroy you, too.
Oh yeah! Well, then, let me introduce you to my main man Edgar!
Sandra, are you sure this is safe?
Just drop a train on him already!
Here goes nothing.
I can drop a train.
Kangaroo, what the heck are you doing here?
*O U T !*
Just let me delete him!
OK, you've made your point.
I can literally fucking kill you.
Haha, bitch, you can't kill an antivirus program! I shall delete you!
*throws train on Pac-Bruh Omega anyway*
I HAVE THE POWER OF THE RULES!!!
Well, I hereby revoke your rights to the rules of the comic.
Wait... does this mean I'm getting sent to "nowhere"?
Yes.
Well, if so... then I'm scattering everyone here all around the multiverse, and nothing is gonna stop me!
Nah, you can't-
WAIT NO-
You can't defeat m-
uh oh...
Good thing I'm still here!
Any last words before you disappear, Omega?
Sadly... I CAN'T.
Wait what-
Finally, those morons are gone.
Meanwhile, in "nowhere"...
God dammit. We're stuck here?
What a truly despicable thing for Pac-Bruh Omega to do! When we get outta here, I'm arresting him immediately!
I'm scared...
ROOOOOAAAR!!
*screams like a little girl and runs away*
Fool, you think you can scare me? Well, let me show you what I can do!
*Wiki Berry morphs into God*
ROAR! (That doesn't scare me, dumbass!)
Hello, I'm Peppino and I own Nowhere. I need that girl with the marshmallow hair to get off my property.
Who, me?
Yeah.
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Time to send you to nowhere, bastard!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Wait a minute, aren't we already in nowhere to begin with?
Actually, what the giant hand means is you'll be sent to the Void.
Peppaland ā¢ The Moon ā¢ Suzylands ā¢ Nowhere ā¢ The Backrooms ā¢ Sesame Hell ā¢ Casino Zone ā¢ Blender Dimension ā¢ Furryland ā¢ The Void ā¢ More to be filled...
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The Free-Add Comic ReCut series is essentially a truly improved FAC series.