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Narrator: Peppa and her family are going shopping.

[Peppa and her family get out Bert the Red Beetle]

Mummy Pig: Let's get a trolley.

Peppa Pig: Okay.

Narrator: George loves sitting in the trolley.

[Mummy Pig puts George in the trolley]

Peppa Pig: Can I sit in the trolley too?

Mummy Pig: Aren't you a little too old to be sitting in the trolley?

Peppa Pig: Yes, yes I am.

Mummy Pig: Okay. Get in.

Daddy Pig: Can I sit in the trolley too?

Narrator: It looks like Daddy Pig wants to sit in the trolley too!

Mummy Pig: (laughs) No, Percy. You're way too old and big to be sitting in the trolley. You might crush Peppa and George if you do!

Daddy Pig: Just joking!

[Everyone laughs and falls over. After laughing, everyone gets up and Mummy gets out her shopping list and hands it to Peppa]

Mummy Pig: What's the first thing on the list?

Daddy Pig: Breeeeeeaaaaad.

Mummy Pig: Yes, Percy, but I-uh oh! Not again!

Peppa Pig: I'm worried, Mummy!

Mummy Pig: We all are, Peppa! He destroyed our house last time he flipped out.

Daddy Pig: Waaaaaaatttttteeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr...

Mummy Pig: Percy?

Daddy Pig: CHEESE! BREAD! WATER! CHEESE!

Mummy, Peppa and George: Ahhhhhhhh!

Daddy Pig: BREEEAD! WATER! CHEEEESE!

Narrator: Oh dear! Daddy Pig has gone crazy over bread, water and cheese again!

[Peppa Pig looks inside and sees bread, water, and cheese stacked on a shelf.]

Peppa Pig: Oh no!

Mummy Pig: That's got to be the source of his tantrum. We have got to stop him!

[Inside the store. People are shopping for items]

Daddy Pig: (bursts through the window) BREAD! WATER! CHEESE! BREAD! WATER! CHEESE!

Miss Rabbit: Attention, shoppers! Everyone evacuate the shop! There's a big, fat maniac on the loose!

Daddy Pig: BREEEEEAAAD!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAATTEEEEEER!!!!!!!! CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The whole store falls down as soon as everyone gets out of the building.]

Daddy Pig: I have my bread, water and cheese! DINNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

The End

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