Daddy Loses His Mind is the eighth episode of Peppa Pig Abridged.
The transcript[]
Peppa: Daddy loses his mind.
[Cut to Peppa and George, Who are sad]
Narrator: Peppa and George cannot play outside, because it is raining today.
[The sun comes up]
Narrator: It is a lovely sunny day.
Peppa: Oink! Mummy, can we go outside?
Mummy: (giggles) No.
Peppa: Can we go out please?
Mummy: NO.
Peppa: Pleeeeeeeease?
Mummy: NO!!
Peppa: AAAAW COME ON!!!!!! (sigh)
[Peppa stares into the screen, having a staring contest. Suddenly Peppa smiles and a lightbulb appears above her head]
Peppa: Idea!
[Peppa walks to George]
Peppa: Let's go outside!
Mummy: Stop! Both of you! I told you! DON’T GO- forget it.
[Peppa and George goes out the door]
Narrator: Peppa and George love jumping on muddy poop.
Peppa: I love muddy poop! Hahahahahaha!
Mummy: If you both jump in Muddy Poop, You will DIE.
Peppa and George: Sorry!
Mummy: Wear your boots as well.
Peppa and George: Okay. (Peppa and George jump out of their shoes and into their boots, Mario style)
Daddy: I want to jump in muddy poop too!
Peppa: Dad! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!
Daddy Pig: WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
[Daddy Pig tries to stop, but because he has his normal shoes on, he has less traction]
Daddy: I CANT STOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!
[Dramatic music plays]
Peppa: OH NO! Daddy! STOOOP!
Daddy: I’m trying to, Peppa! But because I have my normal shoes on, and I’m too big, I JUST CAN’T!
Peppa and George: LOOOOOOOK OOOOOOOOUT!
Daddy: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOO-!
[Daddy Pig crashes]
Daddy: (groans)
Peppa: Daddy, are you okay?
Daddy: Yes, I’m fin- (gibberish)
[Cut to Daddy Pig’s mind. Mind gets warped]
Peppa and George: DADDY!
[Peppa and George run to the door]
Narrator: Peppa and George are going to show what happened to Daddy Pig.
Peppa: Mummy! Mummy! MUMMY! There’s something wrong with Daddy!
Mummy: Thats what I told you! Don't go outside!
Daddy: Muhmihmuhmihmuhmihmuhmihmihmimimimimimimigajagajajajajaja.. Mummy Pig, what is that you’re holding?
Mummy: It’s a piece of bread, a bottle of water, and some smelly cheese.
Daddy: Piece of bread......... nuygh.... bottle of-ugah water........ myuneh.. myuneh.. myuneh.. cheese....?
Mummy: Yes.
Daddy: Bread....... water....... cheese.....
Peppa: Uuuuuh, Daddy?
Daddy: Bread, water, and cheese?!
George: Wuh-oh!
Daddy: BREAD WATER CHEESE!!! BREAD WATER CHEESE!!! BREAD WATER CHEESE!!!
Peppa: Daddy Pig’s gone mentally INSANE!
Daddy: BREAD WATER CHEESE!!! BREAD WATER CHEESE!!! BREAD WATER CHEESE!!! BREAD WATER CHEESE!!!
George: Damn, “BREAD WATER CHEESE!!!” is getting REALLY annoying!
Trivia[]
- This is the first time Peppa said the title of the episode since The Playgloop.