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When Rebecca "accidently" wakes Richard from his bedtime, the only thing that can get him back to sleep is...DUN DUN DUNN! carrot bars! 

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Rebecca rabbit: RICHARD! GO TO SLEEP ALREADY!!

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Richard rabbit: guurl, you gotta sing me a lullaby or somethin..

Rebecca: Ugh, fine

Richard: ~hops into bed~ now, SING!

Rebecca: hmm.. rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top.. 

Richard: ~closes eyes and starts to drift into sleep~

Rebecca: when the wind blows, the bass will drop! WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB ~plays really loud dubstep on a radio~

Richard: WTF GURL!? i mean—WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Mummy rabbit: ~runz in~ Holy Shit! Rebecca! not again!

Rebecca: i'm sorry.

Richard: :c 

Mummy rabbit: now that he's awake. there's only one thing that can put him back to sleep!

Rebecca: oh no..YOU DON'T MEAN!

Mummy rabbit: yes. i'm afraid so.

Rebecca: PLEASE DON'T SAY WHAT I THINK YOU'RE SAYING

Mummy rabbit: i'm sorry, Rebecca, but we have no other choice. 

Rebecca:....carrot bars?

Mummy rabbit: carrot bars.

Rebecca: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mummy rabbit: ~nods head with eyes closed~ mmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmm -3-

Rebecca: alright. ~puts on armor~ i'll be on my way.

Mummy rabbit: wait!

Rebecca: ?

Mummy rabbit: You'll need this ~gives sword~ it's for the dragon

...........Le awesome montage........

Rebecca: ~Goes across very old bridge to get a bag of flour~

Rebecca: ~Goes under the deepest ocean to get carrots~

Rebecca: ~fighting a dragon with the sword she got~ why isn't this thing dying!? wait.. ~remembers what Mummy rabbit said~

Mummy rabbit flashback: You'll need this. It's for the dragon

Rebecca: ooohh... ~gives the sword to the dragon~

Dragon: Thanks! here's the cakes mix ~gives Rebecca the cake mix~

...............back at home.............

Rebecca: MUMMY!!!!!! I'M HOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!1

Richard: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Mummy rabbit: dang it, Rebecca! i just got him to sleep!

Rebecca: ~runz upstairs~ 

Richard: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!1

Rebecca: ~stuffz carrot bars into Richard's mouth~

Richard: WAAAAAA!!! waaa!! wa...z Z z Z

Rebecca and mummy: WE DID IT!!!

Richard: COME ON, GUYZ! CAN'T A BABY SLEEP IN PEA—Rebecca ~kicks Richard in the face~

Richard: z Z z Z z

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