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Narrator: *drunk and tired* I have to drown my frustrations away because those stupid ass brats kept us all up last fucking night by singing their earrape as fuck song. *Drinks more beer* let's get to the story. More please.

Bartender: Sir! No! You had enough.

Narrator: MOAR!!!!!!!

Bartender: Ugh! Fine! Here you go *hands the Narrator another bottle of beer" you drug addict!

*At camp the Tibbles are doing magic show*

Lol18181818: Okay let's see your magic tricks.

Tommy Tibble: Okay our truck is the old hat trick but it has a twist.

Timmy Tibble: What you think it's inside of it?

Everyone: A bunny.

Tommy Tibble: No. It's *takes out a COVID-19 model* COVID-19!

Me: *sarcastically* Thanks for the unnecessary slap to the face Tibbles!

Tommy Tibble: Next the saw trick! Any volunteers?

*They grab a random person*

Timmy Tibble: Thanks for volunteering sir!

Random Person #1: I didn't even fucking raise my hand!

Tommy Tibble: Now watch as we saw him in half.

*As they sawed away the person screamed and they killed him, blood spilled all over the place*

Peppa: I didn't know that red stuff came out of him.

Lol18181818: It's called blood Peppa.

Peppa: Oh.

DW: That trick was so funny. That guy screamed like a crybaby!

Lol18181818: DW! Stop laughing this isn't funny they ACTUALLY KILLED HIM!!!!

Timmy Tibble: Now for the disappearing act! *Grabs another random person* Thanks for also wanting to volunteer sir!

Random Person #2: Oh no! Please don't fucking kill me!

Tommy Tibble: Now magic box make him disappear!

*The person got teleported to Antarctica*

Random Person #2: *Shivering* WHAT KIND OF MAGICIANS ARE THEY?!!!!!!!!

Me: Okay that's enough!

Lol18181818: Is this a magic act or is this another of your stupid antics?

Tommy Tibble: It's a fucking magic act!

Boris The Teeth Guy: YOU TWO BETTER GIVE THEM APPLAUSE OR ELSE YOU TWO ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR LIFE!!!!!!!

Lol18181818: Fine just one more act but then that's it! And for crying out loud Boris! You're nobody's dad! So shut up!

*Tommy Tibble and Timmy Tibble started doing the Who Put You On The Planet dance*

Both: Who put you on the planet?! Ew!

Me: God! Are you guys disrespectful to the guy who made all of us?

Timmy Tibble: How would you like to suck our balls?

Me: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!

Tommy Tibble: What we we said was.

*The Tibbles turned on their toy megaphones*

Both: How would you like to suck or balls Poggleface?

Me: TIBBLES IN MY FUCKING OFFICE RIGHT NOW YOU ASSHOLES!!!!

*At my office*

Me: Are you trying to make me a pedophile?! I'm 18 and you two are minors! That right there is pedophilia! That's go to the cabins!

Tommy Tibble: You're no fun Poggleface!

Lol18181818: Not only that but you also committed murder. And don't you go blaming us! You two are the ones who bring the misery onto yourselves.

Narrator: *Still drunk* Episode 11 next week

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