Narrator: *drunk and tired* I have to drown my frustrations away because those stupid ass brats kept us all up last fucking night by singing their earrape as fuck song. *Drinks more beer* let's get to the story. More please.
Bartender: Sir! No! You had enough.
Narrator: MOAR!!!!!!!
Bartender: Ugh! Fine! Here you go *hands the Narrator another bottle of beer" you drug addict!
*At camp the Tibbles are doing magic show*
Lol18181818: Okay let's see your magic tricks.
Tommy Tibble: Okay our truck is the old hat trick but it has a twist.
Timmy Tibble: What you think it's inside of it?
Everyone: A bunny.
Tommy Tibble: No. It's *takes out a COVID-19 model* COVID-19!
Me: *sarcastically* Thanks for the unnecessary slap to the face Tibbles!
Tommy Tibble: Next the saw trick! Any volunteers?
*They grab a random person*
Timmy Tibble: Thanks for volunteering sir!
Random Person #1: I didn't even fucking raise my hand!
Tommy Tibble: Now watch as we saw him in half.
*As they sawed away the person screamed and they killed him, blood spilled all over the place*
Peppa: I didn't know that red stuff came out of him.
Lol18181818: It's called blood Peppa.
Peppa: Oh.
DW: That trick was so funny. That guy screamed like a crybaby!
Lol18181818: DW! Stop laughing this isn't funny they ACTUALLY KILLED HIM!!!!
Timmy Tibble: Now for the disappearing act! *Grabs another random person* Thanks for also wanting to volunteer sir!
Random Person #2: Oh no! Please don't fucking kill me!
Tommy Tibble: Now magic box make him disappear!
*The person got teleported to Antarctica*
Random Person #2: *Shivering* WHAT KIND OF MAGICIANS ARE THEY?!!!!!!!!
Me: Okay that's enough!
Lol18181818: Is this a magic act or is this another of your stupid antics?
Tommy Tibble: It's a fucking magic act!
Boris The Teeth Guy: YOU TWO BETTER GIVE THEM APPLAUSE OR ELSE YOU TWO ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR LIFE!!!!!!!
Lol18181818: Fine just one more act but then that's it! And for crying out loud Boris! You're nobody's dad! So shut up!
*Tommy Tibble and Timmy Tibble started doing the Who Put You On The Planet dance*
Both: Who put you on the planet?! Ew!
Me: God! Are you guys disrespectful to the guy who made all of us?
Timmy Tibble: How would you like to suck our balls?
Me: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Tommy Tibble: What we we said was.
*The Tibbles turned on their toy megaphones*
Both: How would you like to suck or balls Poggleface?
Me: TIBBLES IN MY FUCKING OFFICE RIGHT NOW YOU ASSHOLES!!!!
*At my office*
Me: Are you trying to make me a pedophile?! I'm 18 and you two are minors! That right there is pedophilia! That's go to the cabins!
Tommy Tibble: You're no fun Poggleface!
Lol18181818: Not only that but you also committed murder. And don't you go blaming us! You two are the ones who bring the misery onto yourselves.
Narrator: *Still drunk* Episode 11 next week