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episode 4 because episode 3 was the previous one

Transcript[]

Madame Gazelle: There are seven wonders of the world.

George: There's an eighth one. Bitcoin.

Madame Gazelle: Kids these days.

George: You can buy Bitcoin for £1 and sell it for a trillion.

Peppa: What's Bitcoin?

George: Google exists you know.

Power476: Why the fuck did I even accept this? Let's play a game called Link-it-up, it where you link one thing to another thing that's related to it.

George: So there's also Dogecoin, which is basically meme Bitcoin.

???????????????????????????????????????????????: Hi I am ??????????????????????????????????????????????? Pig. I've got a puzzle for you, what's 3+3?

Peppa: 8.

George: 6.

???????????????????????????????????????????????: Yes, multiply it by 69.

George: Nice, 414.

???????????????????????????????????????????????: What's the answer to Baldi's third question?

uuuhhhh

toast

Fat Mario: You know what they say, all toasters toast BREAD!

George: I like video games.

The Media: Well so did Hitler.

George: But when Hitler died, video games weren't a thing yet.

George: Boomer stuff. Speaking of that, their reaction when they see a meme that doesn't involve minions (applies to 40 y/o Facebook moms too)

not funny didn't laugh

George: Minions were created in 2010. 40 y/o moms in 2009. Not funny didn't laugh.

Peppa: Why are you gay?

George: The kid named Gay. Because that's my name.

George: You know the kid named X memes. They're the same people in the math problems (UK edition). In the US edition of the math problem world, everyone takes people's entire stocks.

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