Are You Funnier than Kevin Hart? is the forty-second episode of the ninth season.
Is this Transcript Funnier than Kevin Hart's Writing?[]
Peppa: Are You Funnier than Kevin Hart?
Narrator: My name is Gay Narrator and Peppa Pig Fanon presents this news article. Comedy Competition. Do you want to try and be funnier than Kevin Hart? And also win tons of money? Then go to Buttersworth, Northway. Hang on? Who uses newspapers anymore? Other than old people, everyone uses their phones or watch TV for news. It's tomorrow.
TOMORROW
TOMORROW FOR SURE
George: My class, you can do this.
Class: Ok
*in room 102*
George: Reading class.
Mrs Recker: Hi I am your substitute teacher. *sleeps*
Brittany: Miss Daydreamer. I forgot my book today.
Mrs Recker: First, that's not my name! And second, it's a pathetic excuse.
Brittany: Check my bag.
Mrs Recker: You got me. Go to the library (which is pretty far away from the class they're in).
LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS LATER
Mrs Recker: Come on go faster slow poke.
George: The library is pretty far away and some people like me take forever to pick a book because next to no book sounds interesting.
Mrs Recker: SHUT UP YOU GAYFACE!
George: That is homophobic, I am gay but that is no excuse to call me gay.
Mrs Recker: STOP CRITICISING ME!
Narrator: Oh dear, the substitute cannot handle criticism at all.
Mrs Recker: SHUT UP! I'M BETTER THAN ANY TEACHER EVER! This school has a PigTube channel and if you don't subscribe by tomorrow, you will die.
George: I don't trust you. You see, my channel is on the Amazing YouTubers Wiki, look.
Mrs Recker: You just put yourself on the wiki.
George: No actually, one of my subscribers made this page.
Alberto: I don't want to listen to your gayass channel. I WANT TO LISTEN TO GEORGE'S CHANNEL!
*i think that's enough of that now*
Suzy: Puzzle Time.
George: This is the first puzzle. She said "I said he lied." But I said he lied. When you said "she said I said he lied," he didn't lie (there goes George mimicking Michael Rosen).
Chloe: Here is the second one made by me. He was so tempted, he couldn't help himself... so he helped himself.
Narrator: Chloe and George's puzzles puzzled the audience, now let's see Peppa's puzzle.
Peppa: You're going to be so puzzled with my puzzle. Ahem. He was so depressed, he couldn't help himself... so he killed himself.
Boss: Get out! That was not funny nor puzzling. You are a non-runner!
Emily: Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Boss: Emily Mississippi is the winner.
George: That is a very weak win. Let my regain. Hey audience, here are some of the funniest kid test answers for you to laugh at.
Audience: *laughs their heads off*
Boss: We have a new winner.
Emily: *feels shocked*
Boss: The winner is...
Multiple Bands: *play drums* (I think we all know who the winner is)
Boss: ...George Arnagle!
Audience: *cheers*
Boss: Come and get your prize.
George: £900K!
Boss: Emily, you still get £600,000 for becoming second.
(so third gets £300K and fourth gets £100K and fifth or lower gets you no money)
*credits roll*
Trivia[]
- The number of times Emily said the F word was 27.