April Idiots is the sixth episode of the ninth season. It has Pumpkin Competition vibes because Peppa is late.
Plot[]
Ordep Ynop and Butch Bully want to be funny on stage.
Transcript[]
Peppa: April Idiots
Emily: Excited for the talent show at 1?
Wendy: I believe it's actually half 1.
Emily: IT'S AT ONE!
Wendy: NO, ONE THIRTY!
Emily: WRONG WENDY, IT'S AT ONE O'CLOCK!
Wendy: ERRORY EMILY, IT'S ONE THIRTY!
Rebecca: What's with fighting with the time the talent show starts today?
Emily: TIME MANAGEMENT!
Freddy: *yaps* I will ask.
*at the office*
Freddy: Miss Thorstruck, what time is the talent show?
Miss Thorstruck: 1:30 PM.
*back in the locker halls*
Freddy: Wendy was right, it is 1:30.
Ordep: Butch, I've heard that the order of the people going on stage goes through alphabetical order in surnames.
Butch: I'll be one of the earliest on the stage, my surname begins with the third letter.
Butch: Even though Peppa gave me a crime to commit, I overall hate Peppa, I want her to be late. Even better, Peppa's surname begins with the first letter. She probably won't get a turn. *locks peppa in butch's locker* *pulls out the key*
Peppa: HEEEEEEEEEEELLLP! I'M STUUUUCK!
*at the talent show*
Madame Gazelle: When everyone's here we can start.
Danny: Peppa isn't here.
Madame Gazelle: We'll have to start without Peppa. First up, Candy Argos.
Candy: My favourite day of the week is CATURDAY! Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Danny: 0/10, just for stupid cat video praise!
Madame Gazelle: George Arnagle.
George: The dinosaurs live long ago. They hatched from little eggs. They start so small but grow and grow. What dinos do you know?
*in the halls*
Peppa: HEEEEEEEEELP!
Mr Murderson: *grabs a key* *opens butch's locker*
Peppa: Thank you SO much!
*back at the talent show*
Madame Gazelle: Peppa Arnagle, you've came with perfect timing, it's your turn.
Peppa: I love Suzy, it's nowhere near a doozy to like her. I hate Butch, and Ordep. Their bullying have no depth.
*let's just skip to butch's joke*
Madame Gazelle: Next up *sigh* Butch Curry.
Butch: What animal is the best at getting up in the morning? George's cock!
Ordep: *laughs his head off*
George: *cries his eyes out*
30 MINUTES LATER
Madame Gazelle: All these so far are so kid-friendly, alright, Edmond Mississippi.
Edmond: This is not a song or a joke, it all started here when I was in reception and I taught George and Richard about chlorophyll, remember George and Richard?
George: *nods*
Richard: I was confused.
Edmond: I will teach you about it. Chlorophyll is what makes plants green. And poor chlorophyll is caught in the middle of leaves.
Butch: Chlorophyll, more like borophyll, right?
Emily: I want to make out with you.
Butch: NO! We have chlorophyll man here talking about God knows what. What she's talking about is making out with me. I want to learn from Edmond, not to make out with Emily. Go on with the chlorophyll!
Edmond: You see this plant cell? There is a cell membrane, a cytoplasm and a nucleus. Things that are only in a plant cell are chloroplasts, a vacuole and a cell wall.
Everyone: *claps*
Madame Gazelle: I can't believe it now, the first good one.
10 MINUTES LATER
Madame Gazelle: Ordep Smemime
Ordep: O-sama bin Laden Osama bin Laden Osama bin Laden (x4) Why do people think that's the person's name who had a plane crash, on September 11th 2001 he's actually called Jason Nash.
Madame Gazelle: The new worst song in this show. Jason Nash is a comedian.
Ordep: Bin Laden is a comedian.
Madame Gazelle: No, he's a terrorist, DON'T JOKE ABOUT THEM!
*credits roll*
Trivia[]
- The Osama bin Laden song sung by Ordep Ynop is a parody of Yakko's World by the Animaniacs.
- There were also songs that were stupid off-screen like Rebecca's carrot song, the only words were carrot carrot carrot carrot carrot and the jingle was a copy from one of the songs from Splatoon.