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April Idiots is the sixth episode of the ninth season. It has Pumpkin Competition vibes because Peppa is late.

Plot[]

Ordep Ynop and Butch Bully want to be funny on stage.



Transcript[]

Peppa: April Idiots

Emily: Excited for the talent show at 1?

Wendy: I believe it's actually half 1.

Emily: IT'S AT ONE!

Wendy: NO, ONE THIRTY!

Emily: WRONG WENDY, IT'S AT ONE O'CLOCK!

Wendy: ERRORY EMILY, IT'S ONE THIRTY!

Rebecca: What's with fighting with the time the talent show starts today?

Emily: TIME MANAGEMENT!

Freddy: *yaps* I will ask.

*at the office*

Freddy: Miss Thorstruck, what time is the talent show?

Miss Thorstruck: 1:30 PM.

*back in the locker halls*

Freddy: Wendy was right, it is 1:30.

Ordep: Butch, I've heard that the order of the people going on stage goes through alphabetical order in surnames.

Butch: I'll be one of the earliest on the stage, my surname begins with the third letter.

Butch: Even though Peppa gave me a crime to commit, I overall hate Peppa, I want her to be late. Even better, Peppa's surname begins with the first letter. She probably won't get a turn. *locks peppa in butch's locker* *pulls out the key*

Peppa: HEEEEEEEEEEELLLP! I'M STUUUUCK!

*at the talent show*

Madame Gazelle: When everyone's here we can start.

Danny: Peppa isn't here.

Madame Gazelle: We'll have to start without Peppa. First up, Candy Argos.

Candy: My favourite day of the week is CATURDAY! Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

Danny: 0/10, just for stupid cat video praise!

Madame Gazelle: George Arnagle.

George: The dinosaurs live long ago. They hatched from little eggs. They start so small but grow and grow. What dinos do you know?

*in the halls*

Peppa: HEEEEEEEEELP!

Mr Murderson: *grabs a key* *opens butch's locker*

Peppa: Thank you SO much!

*back at the talent show*

Madame Gazelle: Peppa Arnagle, you've came with perfect timing, it's your turn.

Peppa: I love Suzy, it's nowhere near a doozy to like her. I hate Butch, and Ordep. Their bullying have no depth.

*let's just skip to butch's joke*

Madame Gazelle: Next up *sigh* Butch Curry.

Butch: What animal is the best at getting up in the morning? George's cock!

Ordep: *laughs his head off*

George: *cries his eyes out*

30 MINUTES LATER

Madame Gazelle: All these so far are so kid-friendly, alright, Edmond Mississippi.

Edmond: This is not a song or a joke, it all started here when I was in reception and I taught George and Richard about chlorophyll, remember George and Richard?

George: *nods*

Richard: I was confused.

Edmond: I will teach you about it. Chlorophyll is what makes plants green. And poor chlorophyll is caught in the middle of leaves.

Butch: Chlorophyll, more like borophyll, right?

Emily: I want to make out with you.

Butch: NO! We have chlorophyll man here talking about God knows what. What she's talking about is making out with me. I want to learn from Edmond, not to make out with Emily. Go on with the chlorophyll!

Edmond: You see this plant cell? There is a cell membrane, a cytoplasm and a nucleus. Things that are only in a plant cell are chloroplasts, a vacuole and a cell wall.

Everyone: *claps*

Madame Gazelle: I can't believe it now, the first good one.

10 MINUTES LATER

Madame Gazelle: Ordep Smemime

Ordep: O-sama bin Laden Osama bin Laden Osama bin Laden (x4) Why do people think that's the person's name who had a plane crash, on September 11th 2001 he's actually called Jason Nash.

Madame Gazelle: The new worst song in this show. Jason Nash is a comedian.

Ordep: Bin Laden is a comedian.

Madame Gazelle: No, he's a terrorist, DON'T JOKE ABOUT THEM!

*credits roll*

Trivia[]

  • The Osama bin Laden song sung by Ordep Ynop is a parody of Yakko's World by the Animaniacs.
  • There were also songs that were stupid off-screen like Rebecca's carrot song, the only words were carrot carrot carrot carrot carrot and the jingle was a copy from one of the songs from Splatoon.
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